Who "best" fits into the following categories listed below:

1) Craziest Windup -
2) Funniest Name -
3) Ugliest Player -
4) Stupidest Batting Stance -
*Bonus* 5) Most Hated Player -
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My Opinion:

1) Craziest Windup - Orlando Hernandez
2) Funniest Name - Randy Johnson/Jarrod Saltalamacchia
3) Ugliest Player - Ezequiel Astacio/Randy Johnson/Jorge Cantu(Cantu Decide.. get it?...w/e)
4) Stupidest Batting Stance - Kaz Matsui
5) Most Hated Player - Barry Bonds

Side Note: Dontrelle Willises windup isnt all that crazy just it is by a lefty, and maybe the camera angle(viewing from the right) makes it seem like its more herky jerky than it actually is

The craziest windup I ever saw was Luis Tiant.He was with the Red Sox in the 70s.Some othe crazy players were Mark(The Bird)Fidrych he used to talk to the ball while on the mound and another crazy pitcher was the mad hungarian Al Hrabasky.He would rub the ball up on the rear of the mound and then slam it into his glove before getting on the rubber.

1) Craziest Windup- Cy Young, from what I heard he used to spin his arm around like a windmill before pitching
2) Funniest Name- Boof Bonser
3) Ugliest- Ezequiel Astacio
4) Stupidest Batting Stance- Craig Counsell
5) Most Hated Player- A.J.

Craziest windup- Dontrelle Willis
Funniest name- Antonio Alfonseca
Ugliest player-Sidney Ponson
Stupidest batting stance- Julio Franco, how he hits the ball with his hands wrapped around his head is beyond me. Craig Counsell does it to keep his hands back. You can doubt it for a guy that consistantly hits .300
Most hated player- I would have gone with Gary Sheffield, but he isnt in NY anymore, so I would say David Ortiz, Yankee fans are scared of that dude!
side note- dontrelle willis is that nasty, his windup is gross and his leg kick is complimented by his nasty 3/4 arm angle, and tall guy that brings a whip arm angle like that will strike out a bunch just like he does every start!

ugliest taravez
craziest
stance damon ( look its off)
hated player bonds
funny name cant think of any

I guess you want active players then.

1.Paul Byrd-Has a windup from the 40's.
2.Tim Spoonerybarger-I'd be embaressed with that name,but hey he can live with it.
3.Randy Johnson-More so that vicious face he has when he pitches.
4.Craig Counsell-Holds the bat over his head,but at least it works.
5.Barry Bonds-Everyone outside of San Fransisco hates him.

1. Craziest Windup- Hideo Nomo, he pivots like all the way around his body
2. Funniest Name- Rocky Cherry, Cubs pitcher
3. Ugliest Player- Ezequiel Astacio, I basically want to puke upon seeing him
4. Stupidest Batting Stance- Craig Counsell holding his arms 3 feet above his head or one I always hated was Luiz Gonzalez, he has that open stance and his front foot isn't even in the batter's box. So 1 of those 2.
5. Most Hated Player- Michael Barrett, god A.J. really kicked the crap out of him in the brawl last year, and Barrett had his gear on. GO SOX! CUBS SUCK

Craziest Windup: Brendan Donnelly - Red Sox/RP
Funniest Name: Kaz Matsui - Colorado (i think)/IF
Ugliest Player: Jorge Cantu - Devils Rays-AAA/IF
Stupidest Batting Stance: Alfonso Soriano - Cubs/OF
Most Hated Player: Alex Rodriguez or Barry Bonds

1-hideo nomo
2-dick pole/rocky cherry
3-Chris Shelton, "Heyyyyyy yooooou guys"
4-craig council
5-barry bonds/john rocker

1) Craziest Windup - Paul Byrd, its old school
2) Funniest Name - Boof Bosner
3) Ugliest Player - haha. i dont know
4) Stupidest Batting Stance - Tony Batista
5) Most Hated Player - Bonds
*6) Dumbest Player- Lew Ford. Theres some stories about this guy. The Twins were playing the Angels once and he was called from the clubhouse to sub in as a runner and he went through the wrong door and ended up in the parking lot. haha! He also comes to games with iron marks on his shirt friquently.